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change in person [Oct. 16th, 2005|09:33 pm]
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[mood |touchedtouched]
[music |sugar ray-flies]

i am magoo shoulderblade. you are not.
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the girls up north are better than the ones in the south... [Jul. 24th, 2005|12:15 am]
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[mood |contemplativecontemplative]
[music |the microphones- i'll be in the air]

the girls up north are better than the ones in the south...
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planes, trains, and automobiles [Jun. 15th, 2005|12:31 am]
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[mood |moroseke es eso?]
[music |federico aubele- ante tus ojos]

I motion we get rid of the excess brain cells that make us think of dull emotions and witty sayings that get us nowhere. How about it?
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las cholas [May. 3rd, 2005|08:09 pm]
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[mood |bouncybouncy]

el otro dia en el trabajo una chola me tiro rollo y no sabia como tirarle rollo, porke no se como se le llega a las cholas asi eske le dije lo primero ke se me vino a la mente.... "All a nigga really need is a lil bit, not a lot baby girl just a lil bit.. we can head to the crib in a lil bit.. I can show you how I live in a lil bit, I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit, take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit, get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit... get to lickin' and f***** a lil bit... " y me rostizo bien heavy.
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i fucking am the god of fuck! [Apr. 16th, 2005|05:28 pm]
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[mood |amusedfucking sex]
[music |happy days and happy nights]

i had a dream in which pablo's ------- gave me a fucking blowjob and i fucking loved it. then, carlos' ----- fucking let me do her in the --- and then in the -----. she is fucking dirty. then luis' --------- fucking sucked all of my friends off. i fucking watched the whole thing. what a fucking slut huh?


anyway guys, pablo is the best. i want to BE him. inside him. feel his love for the things he loves. i want to know what HE knows. OMG! OMG! i love him. he fucking dunked the ball cool. then, remember when he threw the ball all hard at his face?! i do. hijole, carlos, you let him? yyyyy
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gay people are cool... [Feb. 10th, 2005|07:39 pm]
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but we are better than them because they can't copulate.
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the egg [Feb. 5th, 2005|04:48 pm]
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If you place an egg in a container filled with tap water, the egg will slowly sink to the bottom. But if you place the egg in a container filled with salted water it will foat. Why?
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Something to think about... [Feb. 5th, 2005|03:35 pm]
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You can't spell happiness without appiness.
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Boy seeking Woman... [Feb. 5th, 2005|02:50 pm]
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[mood |complacentcomplacent]

Hello,
my name is deiwitt and I am currently in the market for a woman. I am a simple guy that doesn't ask for much. Here is a list of a few characteristics I would like in a woman in a nutshell.

_1 Ambitious
_2 Busy
_3 Curious
_4 Cynical
_5 Determined
_6 Educated
_7 Emotional
_8 Energetic
_9 Enthusiastic
_10 Ethical
_11 Family-oriented
_12 Focused
_13 Friendly
_14 Fulfilled
_15 Healthy
_16 Hardworking
_17 Intelligent
_18 Loyal
_19 Optimistic
_20 Organized
_21 Outgoing
_22 Practical
_23 Religious
_24 Self-confident
_25 Self-conscious
_26 Serious
_27 Shy
_28 Strong-willed
_29 Stylish
_30 Wealthy
_31 Willing to take chances/adventurous


And she has to be in a nutshell.
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xenophobia [Jan. 23rd, 2005|06:34 pm]
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xenophobia is the fear of foreign people. You guys are wrong I'm right.
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